Sex er lidt ligesom bridge. Hvis du ik har en god partner må du jo selv ha en god hånd!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn’t screw to save their species, I wanted to the open dumpvalves on olietankers and smother all those French beaches I never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.